paul ryan: he’s a noodler

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Paul Ryan: He’s a Noodler!
By: Bill Oliver

Recorded live: KOOP-FM Austin, Texas. August 31, 2012.
Thanks to Thorne Dreyer, Rag Radio, KOOP-FM Austin, Texas

CHUCK MILLER Media ©2012
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Paul Ryan: He’s a Noodler!
Chords: C F G sometimes D

Some folks fish with fishing poles
Some folks fish with hooks
Paul Ryan is a hands — on man
He’s got that fishy look

He don’t use bait or fancy lures
Stinky goo or worms
But when he pulls that big one out
The squeamy fishers squirm

He’s a Noodler — he don’t use rods or bait
He’s a Noodler — the big ones sit and wait
He puts his arm into their mouths
And sticks it out their gills
In some states it’s a manly sport
In Congress it’s a skill

He’ll noodle for the upper class
Their taxes he’ll forget
He’ll noodle poor entitlements
He don’t need safety nets

He’ll noodle with your Medicare
Noodle your right to choose
Noodlin’ is a brutal sport
The ones on the bottom lose

He’s a Noodler — he’s Generation X
He’s a Noodler — His workouts are complex
His quarry sits there guarding
Their eggs down in their nest
He rolls his sleeves up on his arms
And grabs them by their necks

Refrain: (“noodle-yodel”)
He’ll noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle
Noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, ooooo (alt: the truth)

He’ll noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle
Noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle you

When Romney picked his partner he wanted to promote
The brains behind his budget… and get that Noodler vote
Romney’s class is comfy with people who like poodles
But for their vote they’ll settle for Hillbillies who Noodle

In all his years in Congress
He’s only passed two bills
But he’s caught lots of fat cats
Grabblin’ their gills

He’ll noodle the Koch brothers
The Koch brothers give him oodles
You’ll find him in casino
Super pacs kit and caboodle

He’s a Noodler — he looks good in briefs
He’s a Noodler — could be Noodler-in-Chief
When leaders come to visit
They won’t golf or Google
Putin puts his strong arm out
Says: “Paul, let’s go and noodle!”

They’ll noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle …
© 2012 Bill Oliver

A CHUCK MILLER Media PRODUCTION ©2012 in association with

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